The bitch in me sings Alanis style

I want you to know, that I’m not happy for you
I wish nothing but the worst for you both
A younger version of me
Is she perverted like me?
Would she let you go anal on her?
Does she write elaborately?
And would she have your babies?
I'm sure she'll not make an excellent mother (not to my kids anyway!)

Cause the love that you gave that we made
Wasn't able to make it enough for me
To be open wide, No!
And every time you speak my name
Does she know how I told you
I'd hold you until you died
Till you died, but I’m still alive!

And I'm here, to remind you
Of the mess I left when I went away
It's not fair, to deny me
Of the cross you bear that I gave to you
You, you, you oughta know

You seem very well, things look peaceful
I'm not quite as well, I thought you should know
I did not forget about you, Mr. Simplicity
I hate to bug you in the middle of dinner
But it was a slap in the face
How quickly I was replaced
Do you close your eyes and think of me when you fuck her?